Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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