Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
Randomize
