Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I am one with the molecules
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