so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
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