you guys were way drunker than both of me
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
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