Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
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