so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I would ride that face into the sunset
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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