i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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