You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
i think im in europe. pls send help
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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