So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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