BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests đ
Liz Cheney wasnât exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying âYAS QUEENâ for in 2021 but here we are
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