just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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