Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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