i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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