Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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