Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Dicks are not precious.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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