I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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