When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
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