O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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