I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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