BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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