Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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