i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
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