Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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