and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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