I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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