I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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