You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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