is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
how do flat chested girls get laid?
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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