Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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