its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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