I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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