capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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