Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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