How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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