I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
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