What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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