I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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