Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
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