So.. my mom just told me she hasn't gotten laid in 7 years... I'm really disturbed.. at the same time... At least now I know why shes so damn cranky all the damn time
Please don't tell me you're asking me to have sex with your mother.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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