Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
Randomize
