i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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