I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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