Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
im calling her cock vulture from now on
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
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