New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
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