I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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