Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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