Your mouth is God's brothel.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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