At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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