Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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