there's paper in my vomit.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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