he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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