Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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