Your face is a jimmy john
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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