he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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