This girl is more easily done than said...
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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