I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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