do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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