ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
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